Feeling Blue
verification for the rest of us
get verified with only 3 simple steps and $4.20 simple dollars
first, state your email:
must match the email you use when paying, or else i'll be forced to consider your payment a donation
next, provide proof you're a human. link to a post including
both
the
#feelingblue
hashtag
and
convincing evidence of your humanity:
true humans will know what such evidence entails
convincing deemed insufficiently humanoid will result in a 🤖 emoji or forfeiture of assets
this is permanent! funds received trying to change an existing emoji will be treated as a donation
finally, declare the emoji you'd like appended to your handle:
note! this will only be visible to the community of
browser extension
users...
elon ain't finna hook everyone up to some hobo's data
based on the provided responses, your humanity is in question. please answer via the following diagnostic test:
I am able to critically reason about my surroundings
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I know when statements should not be taken for their literal meaning
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Strongly Disagree
the answer to life's toughest questions is usually Love
Strongly Agree
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only the Creator can Judge - the best Humans can do is Mediate
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kanYe West made Graduation
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